tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46305021813636407052012-02-16T03:52:04.704-08:00deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.comBlogger361100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-74978222689566855342011-11-17T17:36:00.000-08:002011-11-17T20:02:14.965-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QgafwqzDEYA/TsXYvNoYfKI/AAAAAAAAAbc/YRzFcCNhWa0/s1600/Q.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QgafwqzDEYA/TsXYvNoYfKI/AAAAAAAAAbc/YRzFcCNhWa0/s320/Q.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676181210994867362" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">当我嫌弃这个埋怨那个的时候</div><div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">我应该想想那些更糟的</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">然后庆幸自己其实算很幸运</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-7497822268956685534?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-84262036245449084112011-11-17T08:35:00.001-08:002011-11-17T08:47:03.983-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>从今天开始，我要爱妈妈多一点，爱姐姐多一点，爱辩辩论论花生多一点，爱自己多一点。<div><br /></div><div>对她的奢望少一点。</div><div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 348px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8pjuTX3_nXs/TsU54EOacgI/AAAAAAAAAag/HLm1dp8SAI8/s400/hb.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676006540740030978" /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-8426203624544908411?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-37095918895904891952011-11-17T08:34:00.001-08:002011-11-17T08:34:57.917-08:001. 《别云间》<div><br /><div>2. 《采薇》、陶渊明</div><div><br /></div><div>3. 40% 写作</div><div><br /></div><div>4. “纯文学...以诗看待”</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShTie2cVzgrZ3AoTNC15QLsapfLO-9s2uqAQPwjVzsmg0PL3RcIQ" /></div></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-3709591889590489195?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-20632678030052754672011-02-02T04:38:00.000-08:002011-02-02T04:59:17.813-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>甲、乙都是谦虚的人。</div><div><br /></div><div>有一天，甲请乙吃饭。</div><div><br /></div><div>甲：“真不好意思，只能招待你‘小便饭’。”</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">乙：“不不不.. 这对我来说可是‘大便饭’啊！”</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TUlUdgSxudI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/9P8tnMnHGg0/s400/IMG_0833.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569075280081959378" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">小便团圆饭 2-2-11</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-2063267803005275467?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-27484167056643579402011-01-24T22:06:00.000-08:002011-01-25T05:31:06.828-08:00<div><ul><li>诙谐四行短诗</li><li>第一句包含人名</li><li>押韵结构AABB</li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px; "><s>内容幽默，从特殊角度描写主题，但不含讽刺或淫秽的内容。</s></span></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; "><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); ">兲啊，</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0); ">Samantha !</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family:SimSun;mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;color:#FFCC00">打横的双峰塔</span><span style="color:#FFCC00"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="display: inline !important; "><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family:SimSun;mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:&quot;Times New Roman&quot;;color:#FFCC00">拍拖打瞌睡</span></p></span><p></p><span class="Apple-style-span"> </span><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; color: rgb(255, 204, 0); ">最厉害把老婆的心搅碎</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-style: italic; "><o:p></o:p></span></p></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-2748416705664357940?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-50567272901546091842011-01-24T20:02:00.000-08:002011-01-24T20:21:35.065-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TT5Pwqs7G5I/AAAAAAAAAaA/YUFBx4Pzs6c/s1600/ttt.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 349px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TT5Pwqs7G5I/AAAAAAAAAaA/YUFBx4Pzs6c/s400/ttt.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565973886991539090" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-5056727290154609184?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-20063079727232783652011-01-20T06:40:00.001-08:002011-01-20T06:48:06.278-08:00<div><br />这张小凳子不错的！</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TThJ0f2yfmI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/xTXzzFEYOnY/s1600/%25E5%259B%25BE%25E5%2583%258F0156.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TThJ0f2yfmI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/xTXzzFEYOnY/s400/%25E5%259B%25BE%25E5%2583%258F0156.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564278505869573730" /></a><div><br /></div><div>站着的时候屁股夹着，放屁不够顺畅。</div><div><br /></div><div>蹲着的时候屁股洞很大放屁很顺畅，可是脚会酸。</div><div><br /></div><div>坐着的时候屁股下面的椅子会把屁反弹，屁股会痛。</div><div><br /></div><div>这张小凳子很不错的！</div><div><br /></div><div>中间有一个洞，坐下去屁股洞也很大...</div><div><br /></div><div>屁一放................就从椅子的洞洞喷射出去，</div><div><br /></div><div>很顺畅！</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-2006307972723278365?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-45992786435464398762011-01-17T22:55:00.000-08:002011-01-18T04:27:34.244-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span">我兴奋地和众人分享：</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">原来鸡蛋是生出来了才受精的！</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">众人booooooooooooooooooooooooooo！<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><button title="I dislike this" type="button" class="master-sprite end yt-uix-tooltip-reverse yt-uix-button yt-uix-tooltip" id="watch-unlike" action="yt.www.watch.watch5.unlike" role="button" pressed="false" tooltip="I dislike this" timer="6351" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 2px; margin-bottom: 3px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0.5em; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; background-image: -webkit-gradient(linear, 0% 0%, 0% 100%, from(rgb(255, 255, 255)), to(rgb(239, 239, 239))); background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(246, 246, 246); font: normal normal normal 12px/normal arial, sans-serif; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; cursor: pointer; vertical-align: middle; height: 2.0833em; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; 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"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; "><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; ">他说：“你知道鸡是先有了蛋才有鸡的吗？”</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; "><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">“是吗？！”（惊讶；恍然大悟）</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; ">-------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">“难怪论论的蛋都不会有龟，原来蛋生出来之后要派辩辩去让蛋受精！”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">众人：“神经病！”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; ">-------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">我想我的朋友回家后也兴奋地和人分享：</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">“我刚认识了一个白痴，他不知道鸡是蛋里孵出来的！”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; ">-------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; ">误会是从这里开始的...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; ">“你知道？鸡是先有了蛋才有鸡的吗？”</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; "><br /></span></span></div><div>这句话被误解成</div><div><br /></div><div> 鸡蛋 是先有了蛋 蛋出来后 里面才有鸡（受精）</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; ">-------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">害我以为鸡鸡他们不用那个那个，是全世界最纯情的动物...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">原来他们有那个那个！</span></div><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TTU7Zmxp1zI/AAAAAAAAAZo/O0obA_T2r6Q/s400/ayam.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 217px; height: 168px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563418225777694514" /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; ">-------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">这个误会</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span">牵涉到两个社群 还跨越鸡界和龟界</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; white-space: normal; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; ">-------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><br /></span></div></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; white-space: nowrap;"><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-4599278643546439876?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-990197400063034002010-09-05T05:40:00.000-07:002010-09-05T05:49:03.758-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIOP4FOx8nI/AAAAAAAAAZM/kRykFTe9uGM/s1600/Untitled.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 234px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIOP4FOx8nI/AAAAAAAAAZM/kRykFTe9uGM/s400/Untitled.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513408562471236210" /></a>从前，有一只色蚂。<div>它要到一个神秘的地方去探险，结果在森林里迷路了。</div><div><br /></div><div>...... <待续></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-99019740006303400?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-24081528656432644652010-09-04T02:25:00.000-07:002010-09-04T02:56:56.598-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIIW0s4MdQI/AAAAAAAAAZE/jnEGgioiMUM/s1600/IMG_2508.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIIW0s4MdQI/AAAAAAAAAZE/jnEGgioiMUM/s400/IMG_2508.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512993988510774530" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">笑了！</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIIWAS5yu-I/AAAAAAAAAY0/hITDHuUj2k8/s1600/lll.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIIWAS5yu-I/AAAAAAAAAY0/hITDHuUj2k8/s400/lll.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512993088184957922" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">传说中的平头...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><br /></u></span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIIUzIN6xXI/AAAAAAAAAYk/hm3JMYGYs30/s1600/ll.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 335px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIIUzIN6xXI/AAAAAAAAAYk/hm3JMYGYs30/s400/ll.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512991762466653554" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">皇冠！</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TIISfCAXFeI/AAAAAAAAAYc/JHdmz7fJiCk/s1600/ll.JPG"></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><br /></span></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><u><br /></u></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><br /></span></u></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><br /></span></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><br /></span></u></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-2408152865643264465?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-911372998491109382010-08-18T23:27:00.000-07:002010-08-19T07:55:48.270-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGzPGjfQuoI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vlTgJJHinrk/s1600/IMG_2923.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGzPGjfQuoI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vlTgJJHinrk/s400/IMG_2923.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507004155879799426" /></a><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;">“有一天，乌鸦、海鸟和蚯蚓来应征 当地球的清洁工......”</span></b><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;">“老师老师！我和你讲一个很好笑的...”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;">“凸............”</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;">“真的很好笑的！”</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;">“闭嘴！凸.............”</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;">“老师你看！为什么那些鸟不要吃掉他们前面那条虫... 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈”</span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;">“@#$%^&amp;*()(*&amp;^%$#%^&amp;*()_” </span></b></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-91137299849110938?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-60318740430400639822010-08-17T02:54:00.000-07:002010-08-17T03:04:58.695-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGpdgXkfLVI/AAAAAAAAAXU/yWphUheCBNU/s1600/IMG_1742.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGpdgXkfLVI/AAAAAAAAAXU/yWphUheCBNU/s400/IMG_1742.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506316305078103378" /></a>那时候不小心搞到牛牛那么尴尬<div><br /></div><div>刚洗头出来，头发的水滴到课本里的一张图片上.... 那个位置。</div><div><br /></div><div><div>我开心了半天</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>几个月过去了</div><div><br /></div><div>看回这张照片</div><div><br /></div><div>我还是觉得</div></div><div><br /></div><div>好开心。</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-6031874043040063982?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-39118741109769897142010-08-17T01:07:00.000-07:002010-08-19T07:55:02.672-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><u><br /></u></div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGpEvNH6xMI/AAAAAAAAAWs/OMVObZ2O-Nk/s400/IMG_0898.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506289072181265602" /><div style="text-align: center;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGpHnkBjt0I/AAAAAAAAAW8/4dqzSsT_TUc/s400/IMG_0903.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506292239424534338" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-3911874110976989714?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-4107231088576079422010-08-15T00:49:00.000-07:002010-08-15T01:08:39.376-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGeekwUZhxI/AAAAAAAAAVo/dJbq3j2K7-4/s1600/Untitled2.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 152px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGeekwUZhxI/AAAAAAAAAVo/dJbq3j2K7-4/s200/Untitled2.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505543423766660882" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">我可以去拔兔子的毛吗？</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">不可以！</span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></b></span></div><div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGedSFR2mNI/AAAAAAAAAVY/FP8EWLRHJHE/s200/Untitled1.bmp" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 151px; height: 200px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505542003463985362" /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">哦......</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGedYBEFnLI/AAAAAAAAAVg/gWIWZfSlFb0/s200/Untitled2.bmp" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 152px; height: 200px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505542105411722418" /><br /><div></div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">真的不可以？</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">不可以！！！！！！！！！！！</span></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！</span></span></b></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGee7VAb16I/AAAAAAAAAVw/nIdgDSp4IuU/s200/12.bmp" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 141px; height: 200px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505543811572160418" /> <div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">不跟你好了......</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-410723108857607942?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-73731647605540588702010-08-13T23:48:00.000-07:002010-08-13T23:57:45.477-07:00你可以爱我多一点吗?<div><br /></div><div>多一点...</div><div><br /></div><div>多..</div><div><br /></div><div>再多一点..</div><div><br /></div><div>还不够..</div><div><br /></div><div>多一点...</div><div><br /></div><div>你他妈的#$%^&amp;*()_)(*&amp;^%$#</div><div><br /></div><div>我不要你了。</div><div><br /></div><div>你可以爱我多一点吗？</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-7373164760554058870?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-22005978600486924962010-08-13T06:02:00.000-07:002010-08-13T23:41:20.461-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGVDp8zfSVI/AAAAAAAAAUw/sxRgdqPkxuk/s1600/MS.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 369px; height: 295px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGVDp8zfSVI/AAAAAAAAAUw/sxRgdqPkxuk/s400/MS.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504880507506084178" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><u><br /></u></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGVDp8zfSVI/AAAAAAAAAUw/sxRgdqPkxuk/s1600/MS.jpg"></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGVDp8zfSVI/AAAAAAAAAUw/sxRgdqPkxuk/s1600/MS.jpg"></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGVDp8zfSVI/AAAAAAAAAUw/sxRgdqPkxuk/s1600/MS.jpg"></a><div><div>我喜欢这种东西。</div></div></div></div></div><div><br /></div><div>自己想象星星后面是什么。</div><div><br /></div><div>我想做这种东西。</div><div><br /></div><div>可是，要怎样才可以呢？</div><div><br /></div><div>找资料啊.. 去读.. </div><div><br /></div><div>_)(*&amp;^%$#$%^&amp;*()_</div><div><br /></div><div>我提不起劲。我也没有这样的勇气。</div><div><br /></div><div>可能地点是对的。不过，没有时间没有人。</div><div><br /></div><div>没有钱。</div><div><br /></div><div>我还是很喜欢这种东西。</div><div><br /></div><div>希望有一天，我会有那股</div><div><br /></div><div>劲。</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-2200597860048692496?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-18088545670745542152010-08-13T05:38:00.000-07:002010-08-13T05:41:53.893-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGU87O4gEiI/AAAAAAAAAUo/UcFmE8SB1Ws/s1600/IMG_2916.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGU87O4gEiI/AAAAAAAAAUo/UcFmE8SB1Ws/s400/IMG_2916.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504873107835327010" /></a>谁可以告诉我<div>为什么广告里的人喝奶一定会喝成这样子？</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-1808854567074554215?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-64795055767766940182010-08-13T05:24:00.000-07:002010-08-13T23:48:13.020-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">新一代的思想观念</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGU5qFCXDPI/AAAAAAAAAUg/7TPyV_u_4Zs/s1600/2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 65px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGU5qFCXDPI/AAAAAAAAAUg/7TPyV_u_4Zs/s400/2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504869514599664882" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;">和</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">家庭结构</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGU5lltNIPI/AAAAAAAAAUY/-l-XswgoM1c/s1600/1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 73px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TGU5lltNIPI/AAAAAAAAAUY/-l-XswgoM1c/s400/1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504869437469958386" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-6479505576776694018?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-90053871633461622962010-08-08T05:16:00.000-07:002010-08-08T05:43:27.254-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>我好喜欢吃这个！</div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TF6gRRqzMOI/AAAAAAAAAUI/kUZs4Dg_Bsw/s400/IMG_2900.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503012013354463458" /><br /><div><div>尤其是这一包......</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TF6hST8I0VI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/fy1s3YBVVt0/s400/IMG_2901.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503013130655551826" /><div style="text-align: left;">应该是可以留一辈子吧。</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-9005387163346162296?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-88582375066654475692010-07-30T04:53:00.000-07:002010-07-30T04:56:50.652-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TFK9f-D6flI/AAAAAAAAAUA/jy8pijBnfkk/s1600/IMG_2826.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TFK9f-D6flI/AAAAAAAAAUA/jy8pijBnfkk/s400/IMG_2826.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5499666451905805906" /></a>Looks like a cartoon ghost<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-8858237506665447569?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-48184522166306931742010-07-26T05:36:00.000-07:002010-07-26T06:11:49.948-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2D6qkw8vI/AAAAAAAAAT4/FX2_XxamzOk/s1600/IMG_2809.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2D6qkw8vI/AAAAAAAAAT4/FX2_XxamzOk/s400/IMG_2809.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498195763973386994" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">现在的孩子很爱看书...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2DqULz5SI/AAAAAAAAATw/819-S5Jfhj0/s1600/IMG_2798.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2DqULz5SI/AAAAAAAAATw/819-S5Jfhj0/s400/IMG_2798.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498195483085235490" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">他们也很喜欢关心别人，</div><div style="text-align: center;">比方说</div><div style="text-align: center;">他们会叫他们的<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">塘</span>哥多读一点书</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2DX9BgXQI/AAAAAAAAATo/tTrEcOS01TY/s1600/brian.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 81px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2DX9BgXQI/AAAAAAAAATo/tTrEcOS01TY/s400/brian.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498195167630351618" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">现在的孩子做东西也很快..</div><div style="text-align: center;">什么都可以立刻来</div><div style="text-align: center;">不用理由</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div><div><br /></div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2DBDHQDnI/AAAAAAAAATQ/s9mXb_YrpPc/s400/IMG_2811.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498194774128070258" /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">他们做东西也很干脆利落，有边句讲边句...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2DGwVuGFI/AAAAAAAAATY/Us22LyeyW3Y/s400/celest.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 121px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498194872167700562" /><div style="text-align: center;">不过，还是会有一些苦口婆心的...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2CygBn_dI/AAAAAAAAATI/lHLsYPN8Z0A/s1600/IMG_2807.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2CygBn_dI/AAAAAAAAATI/lHLsYPN8Z0A/s400/IMG_2807.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498194524191063506" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">他们最厉害的还是</div><div style="text-align: center;">带眼识人</div><div style="text-align: center;">他们一眼就看得出哪些是好人..</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2CaaQwe4I/AAAAAAAAAS4/N8PV_6UBKAE/s400/IMG_2806.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498194110327061378" /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">他一定知道他爸爸是个好人..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2CnYn6KuI/AAAAAAAAATA/yEG7Guc_sqc/s400/IMG_2804.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498194333225593570" /><div style="text-align: center;">其实，他们也算是明白事理的..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2CATlZMcI/AAAAAAAAASo/PySY5f8o9Yw/s1600/IMG_2808.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2CATlZMcI/AAAAAAAAASo/PySY5f8o9Yw/s400/IMG_2808.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498193661857968578" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">好过有些大人拿小孩的功课来做</div></div><div style="text-align: center;">还写出这种句子</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">以为人家不知道?!</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">————————————————————————————————————————</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2BnHxPbxI/AAAAAAAAASg/5RKRTzpbwKw/s1600/IMG_2800.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TE2BnHxPbxI/AAAAAAAAASg/5RKRTzpbwKw/s400/IMG_2800.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5498193229189705490" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">T_T</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">都快哭了</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-4818452216630693174?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-37653426824020013392010-07-25T08:00:00.000-07:002010-07-25T08:05:01.886-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TExR7KbaM0I/AAAAAAAAAPw/sZ34pYDA6jk/s1600/hua+hua.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TExR7KbaM0I/AAAAAAAAAPw/sZ34pYDA6jk/s400/hua+hua.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497859321965982530" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial;font-size:small;">我老公做的.. 好贤良淑德<div><br /></div><div>等我存到30万</div><div><br /></div><div>我就跟他求婚！</div></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-3765342682402001339?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-5157752156133913202010-07-24T19:55:00.000-07:002010-07-24T20:19:56.396-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TEus95kRVTI/AAAAAAAAAPo/8mgzM1Otg1s/s1600/gaoJi.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 272px; height: 203px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TEus95kRVTI/AAAAAAAAAPo/8mgzM1Otg1s/s320/gaoJi.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497677949560771890" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">每次要买饺子我都会顺口说 Gao Ji</div><div><br /><div>结果往往换来一声 Har?</div><div><br /></div><div>#@%$%^$^%(&amp;^*&amp;*(_(</div><div><br /></div><div>其实... Jiao Zi 真的很难念</div><div><br /></div><div>Gao Ji 听起来... 也比较好吃 </div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-515775215613391320?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-86904146507501430802010-07-14T04:14:00.000-07:002010-07-14T04:25:08.602-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TD2cRmH0VrI/AAAAAAAAAPY/bnL28sUaY3c/s1600/peanuts.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TD2cRmH0VrI/AAAAAAAAAPY/bnL28sUaY3c/s400/peanuts.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493718946566919858" /></a>詹花生，Jit Jit Chieng Peanut。<div><div><div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-8690414650750143080?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-67666623191256840382010-07-10T02:08:00.000-07:002010-07-10T02:12:51.344-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TDg45-4xQoI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/Sf6UYmNB32Q/s1600/IMG_2637.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TDg45-4xQoI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/Sf6UYmNB32Q/s400/IMG_2637.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492202314363126402" /></a>True .... true...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-6766662319125684038?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-88310375279918230622010-07-06T05:18:00.001-07:002010-07-24T23:12:35.456-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TDMfErIDtnI/AAAAAAAAAPI/wZV4JxzIpVw/s1600/moon.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 371px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/TDMfErIDtnI/AAAAAAAAAPI/wZV4JxzIpVw/s400/moon.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5490766535851226738" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><div id="watch-actions-right" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background- float: right; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-size:12px;color:transparent;"><span class="watch-flagging" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background- background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-size:12px;color:transparent;"></span></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-8831037527991823062?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-12040473492294194952010-03-04T00:31:00.000-08:002010-03-04T00:35:51.368-08:00唔hurt唔知身体好 唔hurt唔知时运高<br /><br />身体好的时候不珍惜... 要hurt了才来后悔<br /><br />时运高的时候不知足... 要hurt过才知道以前我是多么幸运..<br /><br />原来这句话是这样解的..<br /><br />真是hurt..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-1204047349229419495?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-7072018027566763552010-01-29T04:00:00.000-08:002010-01-29T04:22:43.804-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/S2LS26wT_yI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/5wRzoGfGxAI/s1600-h/Picture1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 338px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432135941488901922" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/S2LS26wT_yI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/5wRzoGfGxAI/s400/Picture1.jpg" /></a> Kecemasan<br /><div align="center">紧急</div><div align="center">Emergency </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-707201802756676355?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-23498553451057863732010-01-24T07:54:00.000-08:002010-01-24T08:15:43.422-08:00<div align="center">==== 芝芝说：他会发明计算感觉的方程式。====<br /><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>期待</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-2349855345105786373?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-60464354473748642902010-01-24T02:02:00.001-08:002010-01-24T02:04:55.224-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/S1watyRyr_I/AAAAAAAAAOA/7eCqCh8TP38/s1600-h/fah.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 292px; height: 333px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/S1watyRyr_I/AAAAAAAAAOA/7eCqCh8TP38/s400/fah.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430244624594808818" /></a><br /><br />我从她的身上看到你我他它她还有他..还有那个谁和那个谁谁....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-6046435447374864290?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-21442093596056204122010-01-24T02:00:00.000-08:002010-01-24T02:11:35.501-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/S1waReHgPxI/AAAAAAAAAN4/Md58klm7-vY/s1600-h/Picture2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 391px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430244138146610962" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/S1waReHgPxI/AAAAAAAAAN4/Md58klm7-vY/s400/Picture2.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-2144209359605620412?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-24048427290491006552010-01-23T01:39:00.001-08:002010-01-24T02:15:18.164-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/S1waG2LXNJI/AAAAAAAAANw/58vfDKOBksY/s1600-h/Picture1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 373px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430243955626685586" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/S1waG2LXNJI/AAAAAAAAANw/58vfDKOBksY/s400/Picture1.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-2404842729049100655?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-57442059417379058532010-01-06T05:09:00.000-08:002010-01-06T05:18:21.981-08:00今天看见一个小女孩。她扎着短短的马尾，眼睛大大的。<br /><br />我一直瞪着她看，想象她下一秒会被我吓得哇哇大哭。<br /><br />结果，他举起她的手手跟我招手，还说了一声“Hi!”。<br /><br />然后...我居然..也Hi回他，跟她招招手。<br /><br />这个，绝对是反射动作来的。<br /><br />$%^&*(*&^% <br /><br />我明明是不喜欢小孩的.. 我明明要吓她的...<br /><br />小孩啊，你赢了。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-5744205941737905853?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-65542322868800501522009-11-09T05:06:00.000-08:002009-11-09T05:35:57.720-08:00我吃过很多pizza<br /><br />最好吃的<br /><br />是你每个星期六特地骑脚车到很远的花园买回来给我的小pizza<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/SvgYMWg0C0I/AAAAAAAAANY/0JcyNklNn9w/s1600-h/Picture2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 248px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402094353511615298" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/SvgYMWg0C0I/AAAAAAAAANY/0JcyNklNn9w/s320/Picture2.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-6554232286880050152?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-15866918172175465642009-08-05T03:27:00.000-07:002009-08-05T04:00:11.122-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/SnlmD9HAEZI/AAAAAAAAANQ/wgwsYDT86sU/s1600-h/LlovS.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 294px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/SnlmD9HAEZI/AAAAAAAAANQ/wgwsYDT86sU/s320/LlovS.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366432649118224786" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-1586691817217546564?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630502181363640705.post-486140830093747512009-05-27T10:03:00.000-07:002009-05-27T12:28:57.906-07:00梓甯宝贝：<br /><br />你是牛年的金牛宝宝，那么吝吝阿姨以后就叫你金牛牛！你一定会喜欢这个名字，因为牛牛比较容易写啊！嘻。<br /><br />阿姨觉得你一定是一个文静乖巧的小女生！跟妈妈反义词就对了.. ^_^<br /><br />因为啊，你的名字的意思是一棵树静静的...哈哈！除非...你姓吴! >_<<br /><br />牛牛，阿姨要给你介绍几样东西。<br /><br /><strong>No. 1 麻糬</strong><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/Sh16HORHPFI/AAAAAAAAAMY/l-rfEbb0rIw/s1600-h/muazi.jpg"><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340558997638822994" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 270px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 185px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/Sh16HORHPFI/AAAAAAAAAMY/l-rfEbb0rIw/s320/muazi.jpg" border="0" /></strong></a><br />这些白白软软的东西是麻糬。来，跟着阿姨念：“Muazi”。<br /><br />如果有一天，你牵到一个白白、软软的手...不要害怕，那就是muazi阿姨。<br /><br />Muazi阿姨是全世界最善良的阿姨。所以，牛牛如果你想欺负阿姨，一定要找muazi阿姨哦！他的电话号码是01x-xxxxx83。<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/Sh19e7ddA8I/AAAAAAAAAMg/O5vM5ZKGjRI/s1600-h/hotdong.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340562703442052034" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 252px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 216px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/Sh19e7ddA8I/AAAAAAAAAMg/O5vM5ZKGjRI/s320/hotdong.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>No. 2 香肠</strong><br /><br />这两条圆滚滚的条状物叫香肠。来，跟着阿姨念：“香肠”。<br /><br />牛牛，是不是觉得有中似曾相识的感觉啊？<br /><br />嗯，你一定是想起了珊肠阿姨！<br /><br />珊肠阿姨是全世界最有艺术细胞的阿姨哦！所以啊，如果你想画画比赛拿第一名，你一定要天天吃...香肠！<br /><br /><br /><strong>No. 3 狐狸</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/Sh2BugAuCsI/AAAAAAAAAMo/1hdaQIT3qh0/s1600-h/foxxxxx.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340567368998193858" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 280px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 194px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/Sh2BugAuCsI/AAAAAAAAAMo/1hdaQIT3qh0/s320/foxxxxx.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />牛牛，这是狐狸不是husky哦！来，跟阿姨一起念一遍：“狐狸”。<br /><br />虽然狸狸阿姨越来越像husky，可是他真的是狐狸来的乜！<br /><br />狸狸阿姨和牛牛一样，都是念ABC和123之类的东西。以后有不会做的功课，一定要问狸狸阿姨哦！<br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>No. 4 Witch</strong><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340570301222949314" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 216px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 185px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZF3bjtbv0zg/Sh2EZLZlEcI/AAAAAAAAAMw/z_SxsLojCeE/s320/witch_macro.jpg" border="0" />牛牛啊，这不是史蹄阿姨啦！这个骑着扫把的安娣是witch！来，跟阿姨念一遍：“Witch”!<br /><br />史蹄阿姨只是跟扫把安娣一样脸尖尖、眼睛大大、鼻子挺挺而已，他们不认识的哦！史蹄阿姨虽然不会骑扫把，可是她有更厉害的本事哦！<br /><br />如果有一天，你的同学恐吓你、欺负你... 你就对他们说：“我叫我的史蹄阿姨告到你甩裤！” 牛牛，记住了吗？<br /><br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />牛牛啊，这些阿姨和吝吝阿姨是妈妈的猪友。<br />当这些阿姨发明了小muazi小珊肠小狸狸小蹄蹄...<br />你就是大姐姐了哦！！！到时候吝吝阿姨和你一起欺负他们，好不好？<br />（拍拍手）yeah!!!<br />牛牛要快高长大，听妈妈的话哦！<br /><br /><br />--- 吝吝阿姨---<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4630502181363640705-48614083009374751?l=dead-pan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deaDpanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13582031691034173961noreply@blogger.com1